What’s with these dirty birds?

Posted By on July 27, 2008

I just finished cleaning a bunch of bird excrement off my white garage door and I even brought out the power washer to blast off some ‘Gorilla Glued‘ on droppings … then about 48 hours later: SPLAT.

Dirty birds
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How do they angle their dropping to hit our garage door and not even hit the driveway below???

It did kind of remind me of the old Nissan commercial:


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