Do you dare mention anything during your yearly wellness visit?

Posted By on May 16, 2026

It is time to schedule my wellness visit for 2026 and I’m afraid to mention anything … although in my case it has more to do with having to make another appointment or additional billing by my PCP. If not that, I’m sure he’ll request additional labs or refer me to a specialist! $$$

Doctor image from X.com

Doctor: “Your LDL is still high. I’m adding a second statin.”
Patient: “I’m already on one. My legs ache.”
Doctor: “That’s a known side effect. I’ll add CoQ10.”
Patient: “And I’m tired all the time.”
Doctor: “Fatigue is common. I’ll add modafinil.”
Patient: “My memory is foggy.”
Doctor: “Cognitive effects can occur. Donepezil should help.”
Patient: “I have a cough now.”
Doctor: “That’ll be the ACE inhibitor I prescribed last visit.
        We’ll swap it for an ARB.”
Patient: “I’m not sleeping.”
Doctor: “Zopiclone.”
Patient: “Heard that’s addictive.”
Doctor: “We’ll taper you with mirtazapine when the time comes.”
Patient: “My blood sugar has gone up.”
Doctor: “Statins can do that. Metformin.”
Patient: “I get diarrhoea on metformin.”
Doctor: “Loperamide.”
Patient: “I’ve gained weight.”
Doctor: “Ozempic.”
Patient: “I feel nauseous.”
Doctor: “Ondansetron.”
Patient: “I don’t want to be on twelve medications.”
Doctor: “Anxiety is common at this stage. I’ll add sertraline.”
Patient: “What if I just stopped the statin?”
Doctor: “Absolutely not.”

Via X.com 

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