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Playing the vision insurance game and probably losing

RichC | January 13, 2022

“Eye” do it every year (a very Dumb Dad Joke #DDJ) … I make my eye appointment to get my updated prescription from my optometrist (OD) and contemplate ordering contact lenses from them or a less expensive retailer … just as I’ve been doing since the days of the “cooker” (only those of a certain age […]

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Tags: bausch, contacts, ddj, eye doctor, insurance, lens, lenses, lomb, optician, optometrist, prescription, rebates, vision

Filler post: A little – very little – bit of #humor

RichC | June 25, 2019

A dumb dad joke #DDJ “sometimes” can be a great filler post … and as a told my friend Jeff, “if you smile and laugh, it is good for your health.” Q: What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left for greener pastures? A: Bi-son.

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Tags: bison, buffalo, ddj, filler, Humor, joke

Returning to nautical flavored child safety gates for the stairs

RichC | April 15, 2018

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Tags: annalyn, ddj, family, gate, house, hudson, little tykes, ohio, project, safety

Filler post: How about a dumb dad joke …

RichC | July 11, 2017

Question: Why do Swedish warships have bar codes on their sides? Answer: So when the ships return to port, they can Scan-di-navi-an. (Merriam-Webster: Scan·di·na·vian \ˌskan-də-ˈnā-vē-ən, -vyən\ )

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Tags: bar codes, ddj, filler, funny, Humor, joke, photoshop, scandinavian, ship, sweden, swedish

Daily Chuckle: Pi Rats of the Caribbean

RichC | September 30, 2016

I’ve been holding this somewhat humorous mathematician napkin-art for a "fill the day" post. It takes the "Dumb Dad Joke" one step further into nerddom … but no, it is not my handiwork and I’m not sure who deserves the blame or credit!

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Tags: Art, caribbean, ddj, joke, make, napkin, rats

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