Twas the Night before Christmas … and to all a Good-Night!

Posted By on December 24, 2015

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Nearly 200 years ago, Clement Clarke Moore “wrote” (still debated) a Christmas poem for his children, not realizing it would later be published and become the classic we all know and love — “Twas the Night Before Christmas(A Visit from St. Nicholas). Many still do not realize that today’s image of Santa Claus as a “jolly, plump fellow who climbs down chimneys to deliver toys” originates from this poem (current story book version below the break). It was read to me, I read it to my kids, but wonder how long the current pipe smoking (already gone) Santa will survive in our changing culture?

Below is one of four known handwritten copies of the poem from Clement Clarke Moore (New York Historical Society)click image for larger.

‘A Visit From St. Nicholas’

‘Twas the Night Before Christmas 
or Account of a Visit from St. Nicholas by Major Henry Livingston Jr.
(previously believed to be by Clement Clarke Moore)

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;

SantaBookCoverThe children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;
And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter’s nap,

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now, DASHER! now, DANCER! now, PRANCER and VIXEN!
On, COMET! on CUPID! on, DONDER and BLITZEN!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.

His eyes — how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!"

Imagine this happening to a Senator Obama rather than Cruz

Posted By on December 23, 2015

Imagine this editorial cartoon being published by a right-leaning newspaper during a previous presidential campaign … let’s say to a “then” Senator Obama rather than a “now” Senator Cruz?

ted-cruz-daughters-cartoonSomething tells me Democrats on the political left would have settled for nothing less than a full apology from the publisher and possible firing of those involved. At this moment, the Washington Post posted a policy explanation “excuse” rather than even attempting an apology. The editor’s note stated that “it’s generally been the policy of our editorial section to leave the children out of it” (probably meaning only the children of Democratic candidates). Fred Hiatt, editor, did removed the cartoon with an “I understand why Ann thought an exception was warranted in this case…” Pretty weak even if he “failed to look at this cartoon” as he claims?

Pulitzer Prize” cartoonist Ann Telnaes wasn’t much better in her Twitter comment today … very sad for a leading mainstream newspaper like the Washington Post.

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The obligatory family Christmas tree photo for 2015

Posted By on December 23, 2015

ChristmasTree2015IMG_6190It is time to post the annual Christmas tree photo on the blog. I’m trying an evening pic with the iPhone … as steady as I can? The tree is full, but not quite as tall as our usual trees. I’m sure the kids will be disappointed that it isn’t bigger,  but then Taylor always want a bigger tree!

Brenda decided to put up her “fancy foyer tree” this year too. It has her collection of glass trinkets and Franklin Mint gold ornaments … along with a few new ones from my mom’s collection (nice). It looks beautiful, although I’m hesitant to tell here that fearing she will petition to replace our color lights and “mish-mash” sentimental family tree.
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The decorating is done, presents are wrapped (except for a couple) and groceries packed in the refrigerator – I think we are ready for the kids to come home for Christmas!

New cars to admire – the 2016 BMW 7 series sedan

Posted By on December 22, 2015

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While the up and coming generation ogles the impressive all-electric Teslas, I’m still attracted to gasoline and oil burners (aka: diesels) … especially the latest refined performance and luxury sedans coming from BMW.

The 2016 BMW 7 series is particularly impressive, with its sleek lines and twin turbo V-8 engine cranking out 445-horsepower and 480 lb-ft of torque. If it were not for the complex electronic and computer gadgetry sure to go out of date quickly, requiring sophisticated dealer service, I’d be a little more interested in a “secondhand” version of this car someday. Still, it is an attractive car to admire.

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Tinkering with Blogsy and chimney chase home repairs

Posted By on December 21, 2015

Another excuse to try to get Blogsy, the blog posting app on my iPad, to include photos without posting them to Flickr or Google (the two options besides “normal WordPress media” built into Blogsy). Unfortunately the suggestion from the programmer was to use a separate sFTP client — very cumbersome and not the way to go. I’ll probably need to resort to either the WordPress app for the iPad or the the WordPress web editor? That’s too bad since I liked using Blogsy.

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The photo above is the new “chase” for our fireplace chimney which will eventually be stone veneer. The old brick veneer chase was wobbling (poor construction) and beginning to crack apart at the corners and roof flashing. When we had our roof work done, the roofer was unable to finish the flashing next to the old brick veneer … culminating in an entirely new project and another home repair expense. So the repairs began over the weekend due to a week of rain is in the forecast; we are water tight now, but it would be nice if the weather would remain dry a couple more days. 

Cincinnati is not going to see a White Christmas for 2015

Posted By on December 20, 2015

A little earbud knot tying humor

Posted By on December 20, 2015

This well done graphic has probably be around for a while since the Apple earbud looks to be the older type … but I thought the knot tying humor was pretty funny.

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Dry Stack brick and leftover airplane aluminum for the stove

Posted By on December 19, 2015

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It’s wasn’t as painless as envisioned during the planning stage, but the dry-stack brick heat-shield for my garage shop is ready for the old woodstove. After spending a few evenings this week fitting, bending and riveting the 6061 aluminum, I think it is ready for the catalytic woodstove to be connected to the new chimney pipe. As I recall, getting the black stovepipe cut and fit was never an easy thing to do. We’ll see how it goes this weekend.

Updating TWC Internet and the iMac virtual to Windows 10

Posted By on December 18, 2015

A couple improvement to our Internet connectivity at the house this past week as I quarreled with Time Warner Cable yet again about our service and our bill. Of course they once again TWC_SpeedIncreaseFinally151wanted to schedule a tech to come out and look at things to determine why our paid for turbo speed was only about 2 – 3 Mbps down? Begrudgingly I said ok as I’m chucking the unused TWC DVR to save $7/month –whoopee! A few minutes later a tech checking the service ticket “tweaked” our setting and voilà we magically had better speeds (image left). So much for upgrading our router and wifi and wasting a year paying for better speed only to get substandard service.

Now if we could only get that bill permanently on some kind of a rotating promo price! Ugh!

Update two was an internal one for me. I’m foolishly rushing in where angels fear to tread (joking)” … another Microsoft upgrade – this time to Windows 10. Gulp … wish me luck as it will be doubly risking since it is on my iMac running Parallels (now available)!

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When was the last time diesel fuel was $1.90/gal?

Posted By on December 17, 2015

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I detoured to stop my dad’s house in Sidney Ohio on my way back from NE Ohio on Thursday night while driving the ’82 Mercedes 300D Turbodiesel and was shocked to fill up for only $1.90/gallon. When was the last time diesel fuel was priced at these levels? Amazing … but can’t imagine it can stay this way for much longer — eventually the surplus will disappear.

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